Sorry about the extended absence. Here is a long distance call from The Bug to catch up. It's just a "rough-cut" but hopefully it will help get you through your Monday morning.
I've never had a baby.
I've never written a blog before.
I doubt anybody actually reads these things so I'll write like I'm in a vacuum. If I offend you, I'm sorry. Imagine what it is like to be my wife - she doesn't think I'm very funny either.